O sing unto the
Lord a new song;
O Gabitril,
Topamax, Depakote! O Depakene!
For He hath done
a marvelous thing.
Rebecca Simon is
a curvy ghost with a vivid carnation;
O Frisium,
Klonopin, Convulex! O Tegretol!
She really is
the most beautiful girl of them all.
Like the
sparrow, Becky can boast of a sonorous voice and a jet-black mop;
O Lamictal,
Mysoline, Dilantin! O Epilim!
Let the words of
power be uttered unto Him.
Witness the
clever mouth, the nearsighted eyes, the fine limbs;
O Valium,
Ativan, Cerebyx! O Nembutal!
Hear my call
Judith, Rachel, Sarah: blessed be ye, O yummy daughters of Israel.
My heart is
smitten, and withered like the grass;
O Sabril,
Trileptal, Lyrica! O Zarontin!
For lithe Becky Simon, I have eaten ashes and
mingled my drink with weeping.
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